Action..Cut..

Finally we are through the week of Actions and Cuts .There were lots of cuts,little Action and many retakes. Who cut what, who were acting and the final outcome of the drama is awaited yet.And the results will be announced in next IPL awards.

There are still no confirmed reports on what did Cut Motion cut. There are some speculations that proposers of this cacophonous Cut Motion,got cuts in some sensitive places. Shibu Sorens mistaken Cut left BJP leaders deeply scarred.As a result of this mis-Cut , there are Actions and Retakes going on in Jharkand over the state government. Mayawati cuts a deal with Congrees for 200 th time in 10 years.SP,RJD leaders forgot that they are part of the Cut and cut out themselves from the parliament.Some goons (who also happen to be MPs from these two parties) were seen Cutting the power cables and Axles of some public transport buses outside the parliament.

There was one more high profile Cut elsewhere in the country. Ubiquitous Lalit Modi was cut out from the Chairmanship of IPL. He was last heard on twitter claiming that he will Cut BCCI out from IPL. And this cut seem to have left him delirious. He still firmly believes that he is the Chairman of IPL (Imaginary Premier League ??). This Cut was a Citi Moment of Success to BCCI and was sponsored by-7'O Clock : Long lasting smooth Cut...!!

Other Cut was made by Bangalore cops by arresting Swamy Nityananda . This Swamy forgot to say Cut and camera recorded stuff well beyond its limits. Poor guy must be kicking himself for not learning this three letter word. Final Cut of the week is from actress Khushboo. After Supreme Court acquitted her from pre-marital sex statement charges,actress was heard saying:"Youngsters should open up more..". What?? Cut..Cut..