How will you feel if you are given two kilo of delicious sweet and asked to finish it in a day?And how will you feel if you are to repeat that routine for forty four days? Just the thought of it makes me puke. That's exactly how I am feeling about IPL. There are so many matches, that people would not even notice if David Warner plays for Delhi one day and Chennai next .Unless if there is Ravi Shastri, whose voice will be resounding in your ears long into the night about Modi(Lalit), DLF maximum and Citi Moments. Talking about moments,there is one moment which I keenly wait for everyday. The players of winning sides hugging the gorgeous leading ladies/ambassadors of the respective franchises. Wonder what makes some young Indian domestic players look so happy.Winning the match or..?
There is a freakish skepticism that Lalit Modis business acumen is getting blunted. There are so many things left unbranded in IPL3. The above hugging incident will make a Jaadu Ki Jhappi "Connecting People" moment. Is their no Band-Aid company in India or elsewhere who will sponsor for the umpires raised finger when giving a batsmen out? The Cadbury sponsored cricket ball will make a nice bite and we could see many more Afridis in coming years. Come on Mr.Modi,you cannot let go so many business opportunities.
And,Indias greatest (!!!) tennis player Sania Mirza is getting married to Shoaib Malik. Being a sports person Sanias achievement is that, she will always be in news for non sporting reasons. Our media houses are already branding it a marriage of the year. What happens if the marriage plans does not go through? Pakistan will cry foul and scream conspiracy . And as usual they will ask for US intervention. Along with Kashmir, there will be one more contentious issue in Indo-Pak talks-Sania.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Maaya Jaal
Mayawati is Nero of our times.The country is burning with hot summer,lack of water,price rise and Lalit Modi.Still she has 20 million party workers who donate 1 rupee each,every year.Dont know what they did with 20 million rupee coins.Probably, Bangladeshis purchased it @50 paise a coin to make Maya blades.These Maya blades need not necessarily work outside UP. Maya blades are specifically designed to make long lasting incisions to certain genre of Male species in UP and Bihar. The scientific name for those males end with Yadav.
As a practice,our politicians handover the garland donned on them to their assistants/personnel standing next to them.It would be interesting to see the video footage who held on to Mayas most famous Money garland. Or did Maya carry it on her to her office? Just trying to imagine the UP CM with her imposing demeanor with this big clumsy garland of hers walking in the scorching heat of Lucknow.There were rumors floating around that from next year UP government is announcing a national level Best On Stage Public Performance awards. And the award contains the Mural of Maya with the cash garland around the neck.Of course the Mural will be carved out of granite.(Left overs of Mayas Statue project) .
Amidst all the big issues of Mayawati,Lalit Modi and Swamy Nityananda there was a trivial matter of state wise growth report for year 2009. Gujarat recorded 10% plus growth for the 6th consecutive year. For the state that was blighted by Earthquake and Godhra in early 2000's that's a remarkable achievement. Unfortunately the Man behind the machine :Narendra Modi is in news for wrong reasons.Courtesy of SECULAR media,who have forgotten the difference between Summon and Indictment.
As a practice,our politicians handover the garland donned on them to their assistants/personnel standing next to them.It would be interesting to see the video footage who held on to Mayas most famous Money garland. Or did Maya carry it on her to her office? Just trying to imagine the UP CM with her imposing demeanor with this big clumsy garland of hers walking in the scorching heat of Lucknow.There were rumors floating around that from next year UP government is announcing a national level Best On Stage Public Performance awards. And the award contains the Mural of Maya with the cash garland around the neck.Of course the Mural will be carved out of granite.(Left overs of Mayas Statue project) .
Amidst all the big issues of Mayawati,Lalit Modi and Swamy Nityananda there was a trivial matter of state wise growth report for year 2009. Gujarat recorded 10% plus growth for the 6th consecutive year. For the state that was blighted by Earthquake and Godhra in early 2000's that's a remarkable achievement. Unfortunately the Man behind the machine :Narendra Modi is in news for wrong reasons.Courtesy of SECULAR media,who have forgotten the difference between Summon and Indictment.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Sexy Swamys
Two Swamys,one from North India and other from Southern India dominated the media this week.Apparently for wrong but colorful reasons.Swamy number one Bhimananda(SB) was caught on rather a indolent sex racket. Other swamy Nityananda(SN) was in the focus for a more varied reasons.A successful double enactment in a Raasaleela and ensuing TRP rating increase for certain channels.There was unconfirmed reports that number of visits to certain masala sites on the net were significantly lower in the mid of this week. Most of the user base tuned into some of the famous (so called) news channels.
The grudging and talking point about SBs sex racket was that he was earning 2.5 lakhs per day.And better, he was due to get thousands of crores of money.He achieved this in a very short period of time. We talk about lack of entrepreneurship in India. This is one guy we should nurture and protect.If it means amending some laws, so be it. We need innovative talents like this.
SNs case is bit more funny. It seems he claimed to have some Divyadirshti.(Ability to look beyond present.).But this stupid a***** could not notice camera in his bed room.That too not once,but twice. May be his Dirshti (Vision) was blinded by Kaama (Lust). Any case, Indian government should consider making him the governor of a state. He can carry forward the legacy left behind by likes of Mr.N.D.Tiwary.
Frankly, it does not matter what a person does behind the closed doors of his bedroom.In SNs case, his crime at the most amounts to Hypocrisy.Of all the people we Indians do not have any moral right to talk about that. After all we are the strongest advocates of the proposition:"A Rule for all:Not for me". As a mass ,we are the biggest Hypocrites.
The grudging and talking point about SBs sex racket was that he was earning 2.5 lakhs per day.And better, he was due to get thousands of crores of money.He achieved this in a very short period of time. We talk about lack of entrepreneurship in India. This is one guy we should nurture and protect.If it means amending some laws, so be it. We need innovative talents like this.
SNs case is bit more funny. It seems he claimed to have some Divyadirshti.(Ability to look beyond present.).But this stupid a***** could not notice camera in his bed room.That too not once,but twice. May be his Dirshti (Vision) was blinded by Kaama (Lust). Any case, Indian government should consider making him the governor of a state. He can carry forward the legacy left behind by likes of Mr.N.D.Tiwary.
Frankly, it does not matter what a person does behind the closed doors of his bedroom.In SNs case, his crime at the most amounts to Hypocrisy.Of all the people we Indians do not have any moral right to talk about that. After all we are the strongest advocates of the proposition:"A Rule for all:Not for me". As a mass ,we are the biggest Hypocrites.
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