Dogs,Bites and Barks

The past two three weeks saw unprecedented protests from Dogs all over India.There were huge traffic jams in Lucknow,Patna and other cities due to the massive Dog rallies.The protest was in the wake of the controversy of BJP president Nitin Gadkari branding some Yadav species leaders as dogs. "Apparently some dogs felt so humiliated,they burned themselves alive",says All India Canine Committee (AICC???) spokesperson. Further it was told that committee filed a defamation suite against Mr.Gadkari in supreme court. The apex court is bound to give a ruling forbidding comparison of any political leaders to Dogs in future. Following the suite the respective committees of Donkeys,Monkeys and Pigs are planning to file PILs in the court. This will leave very few animals for comparison of our Netas and union government has commissioned a panel to research on the other available fauna options.