Issue That is not

I am sick of hearing and reading about this SRK and Shivsena issue in media.Its a classic case of more messengers than the available news material .In the first place if SRK was so concerned about Pak players, he could have definitely made room for them in his team.KKR anyway are loosing, even without Pak players.And Sena,well, they don't have much to do these days.They have stiff competition in beating up North Indians.At local level, MNS is doing the job and Internationally Australians are handling it.Albeit, more brutally.Apparently, all parties involved have nothing much to do :SRK,Sena and Media.

I have a concept.Indian government should consider having system of internal visas.As our dearest neighbor, China had. And the Visa issuing officers should be Sena and MNS activists.At least for Maharastra. Each state can have an local autonomous(!!!) body like this,with people who are self proclaimed torch bearers of the local culture.(Sadly, MNS and Sena believes beating up people is part of their local culture.). To ensure that the visa issuing procedure is fair, it should be preceded by an public service officer.This effectively means that,by the time you get a Visa of a state/city/locality you are all but dead.That means no room for conflict between locals and immigrants. Problem solved.

And it gets better.Our agriculture minister visited Mr.Thackery Senior to convince him on not disrupting SRKs movie release and IPL.And so kind of his party(NCP),it did not forget to advice us on consuming less sugar.Lest,we would end up having diabetes and all subsequent ill effects.So much for price rise of eatables.Understandably,Mr.Pawar's stakes are far higher in IPL than trivial matters such as Rice,Dal and Sugar.Don't be surprised to see an advisory from Agriculture Ministry in couple of weeks asking all Indians to have food only once a day. Eating twice will make you obese, you see. Don't forget to watch IPL though.